March 2013
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Mar 29th
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October 2012
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Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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September 2012
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Sep 2nd
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July 2012
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Jul 26th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 23rd
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Jul 22nd
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Jul 12th
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Jul 11th
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Jul 10th
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Jul 8th
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Jul 7th
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Being fashion-oriented
Me: I'm sorry for being a failure to the girl population.
Grace: Haha, you're talking to ME. I am the least girly girl on the planet of Earth. There are points when Im honestly surprised I don't have actual physical balls.
Me: We should get some. I already told my boyfriend I was getting a penis. He just doesn't think i'm serious...
Grace: Ah, well. The poor boy will catch on eventually.
Me: ...that is until he tries feeling me up below the waist. He'll find a pleasant surprise.
Grace: LOOOOOL. I just imagined his face, it's sort of fantastic.
Jul 6th
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Jul 6th
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Jul 5th
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From earlier today...
My Dad: So, would it be tacky of me to wish you a happy fourth of July?
British Neighbor: Haha, it's fine, we lost the war. No worries, though. These days, we're making up for it by stealing the hearts of your women.
Jul 4th
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It was on this date, 235 years ago, that America...
Happy 4th of July!!!! :)
Jul 4th
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Jul 4th
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Jul 3rd
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Jul 2nd
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Jul 2nd
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Jul 1st
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June 2012
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Jun 30th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 25th
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Jun 24th
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Jun 23rd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 21st
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Jun 20th
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Jun 19th
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Jun 18th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 16th
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Jun 15th
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The Weirdest Conversation I had today
Maddie: Grace, I would lactate for you if I could.
Me: There's a guy at my school who can lactate.
Maddie: I'm trying to get my boyfriend to do that!
Me: I don't really think it's something you can TRAIN them to do...
Jun 13th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 5th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 1st
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